Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Stupid Things I Said This Weekend I'd Like to Take Back

(In response to my husband saying, "I guess I'll have to do all the talking tonight.") "That won't be too hard."

"Don't make me feel stupid for the decisions I make. You've never been a mom. What do you know about it?"

"I really wish I had cleavage."

"You can't be tough if you love purple, can you?"

"Sounds like something a man would say."

"I guess it's okay if you spend the night. You will sleep, right?" (WRONG!)

Nearly everything I said to my mother-in-law on Sunday.

"My neck is too long."

(To my husband after he shaved off his moustache of twenty years) "I'm not sure I should kiss you. It feels like I'm cheating."

7 comments:

Jaime Kubik said...

This is my attempt at humor....and possibly something I'll wish I could later take back, but being a K-Stater I can't let you say that you're not tough if you love purple!!! How will I ever get my husband to back my team if his sister is saying such things!!! Ha!

Anonymous said...

Love, love, love it. It is great to enjoy the lighter side of life and ourselves.

I completely embarassed myself recently when people were talking about dancing. You know the waltz, foxtrot, partner kind. . .
I said (with arms flailing toward an invisible partner) that I don't know how to dance with, you know, that whole man there kind.

Fortunately it was dark and no one could see me blush.

FEAR OF SPIDERS said...

just the way u type it sounds funny im sure at the time it wasent or it could be itwas just cool

Kara Bird said...

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who says stuff and then later thinks, "hmmm..." :) It was a great laugh though! Wow... I need to write a blog like this. :) he he...

Jilian Burgess said...

Good post! I thoroughly enjoyed it. I should really try writing down all the stupid things I say in a weekend although I'm afraid my list would be much longer!

Dena said...

story of my life! glad to see i'm not the only one who regrets things that i say (they never seem TOO bad at the time). luv ya! great post!

kpjara said...

"I'm not sure I should kiss you. It feels like I'm cheating."

ROTFL!