I was eating a snack when my husband walked in and took a double take.
Kevin: WHAT are you eating?
Me: It's just granola and almonds.
Kevin: It looks like gerbil food.
He scowled at me like I was an alien creature and left the room. I recovered his respect last night though when I accidentally dropped a piece of lettuce on my chest.
It came to rest in the only crevice on a woman's chest. My husband took another double take, but this time no disapproving look accompanied it.
Kevin: Salad hasn't looked so good in a long time.
Maybe I need to get creative in my food service, huh? Try not to think about it too much. I don't want anyone losing their lunch. Have a great day, friends!