Okay, actually it was in our very town, but that's beside the point. Let's try that again for dramatic effect.
A long time ago, in a a galaxy far, far away (or at least a few blocks), a child was born. He was named Ross Kevin Boesiger. He grew into a good-natured lad, a devoted Christian, a man blessed with humor, brains and filled with vision. He followed God's call on his life and became a faithful servant, a loving father, a fantastic husband, an all around super guy.
And he was loved greatly by many and wished a very happy birthday.
Love you so much, babe. Happy birthday!